Is it March Yet?

           Every four years we get an extra day in February called Leap Day. 24/7/365? Not this year. We have 366 days in 2012. So what does that mean? Well, nothing really. Except for an extra day of Black History Month. Do you believe that? White History doesn't even get its own month, let alone an extra day every four years. Relax, I'm kidding. But seriously. What does this extra day mean for us? If you watch "30 Rock" like I do every week, we're supposed to take advantage of this day. We can do anything we want. Whatever happens on Leap Day doesn't count. Wait, what?

           Unless you knew about this already you might not have anything planned for this year. So maybe we should take this time to plan for 2016. And plan something crazy! Sky diving? Base jumping? Alligator wrestling? Bank robbery? Long distance swimming? Scuba diving? Unprotected hooker sex? The list goes on. The list also get really weird. So you should probably choose something for yourself. Just make sure you pick something you wouldn't normally do on a Monday. (Leap Day in 2016 will be on a Monday) Which is actually a perfect opportunity. Make a long weekend out of it and go nuts.

                  Well, that's all I have to say about Leap Year. I would like to touch on something else that happened over the weekend if you don't mind. Even if you do mind, blow it out your ass.

          I talked about stereotypes a while back but one of them got cemented this weekend. The Nascar fans out there know what I'm talking about. Women can't drive! The face of GoDaddy.com crashed 3 times this weekend. Apparently they all weren't her fault (I don't watch Nascar) but the fact is, she was in 3 crashes. Every race she was in this weekend, she crashed. So, I'd like to take this time to thank Ms. Patrick for confirming what we already knew in our hearts. Women can't drive. And if they're Asian women, run for the hills because it's about to get crashy.

         Okay, let's recap. This is a Leap Year and unless you have something planned for the 29th this year, let's starting thinking about 2016. It'll be a Monday and you'll have plenty of Vacation days to use and go bananas. Also, women can't drive. Thanks Danika. I'm going to celebrate Leap Day 2012 by doing something crazy. I'm going Subway to buy a 6 foot Ham Sandwich and get the best Hand-job money can buy from at least 4 bums behind the IHOP. (It's National Pancake Day so it should be packed back by the dumpsters)