You never know where your inspiration is going to come from. I was shopping at Giant, our local supermarket, today and suddenly realized something that I need to share with everyone. As a man, more importantly a single man, I'm always on the prowl. It doesn't matter where I happen to be, I will constantly scan my surrounding for potential mates. Or "rolls in the hay" if you will. It wasn't until I was shopping for cold cuts that I figured out we, as men, are set up for success. We have all the information we need. It doesn't matter what demographic you're after either. There are places to go where your lady of preference will be in abundance. You just need to figure those spots out and frequent them until you build up the testicular fortitude (balls) to make a move. As for the northern Virginia and D.C. Metro area, I think I have the spots figured out.
Let's start at the just legal to drink age. If you're looking for someone younger than 21 then good for you, but you have to figure that one out on your own. In Arlington, Virginia the spot to go for fresh drinking ladies would be the Clarendon Ballroom, especially the rooftop. It's chock full of young ladies that don't know their limits yet. I'm not saying you can go there and take advantage of these girls but they won't be standoffish like normal. They go there to have a great time and get wasted. Since they'll be tuned up they'll talk to almost anyone. Just say you're in college or you just turned 21 and their eyes will light up. There is a good chance that they'll do something crazy too just for the story so keep your head on a swivel and remain open minded.
If you're looking for a slightly older bunch there are many more options. The 24-28 year old crowd hits up happy hours all over the Arlington area. You want to get there right after the happy hour starts for two reasons. One, the drinks are cheap so you can get your buzz on without breaking the bank. Two, this group demands a little more attention. You might have to build up a quick relationship before you think about stepping on the gas pedal. There are exceptions of course, meaning girls in this age group that just go home with any swinging dick that says hello. But, for the most part you'll have to put in a little time, so get there early. As for the D.C. area you can basically take your pick where to go. Stay away from the expensive martini bars and pretentious looking joints. You'll find an older woman there anyway. The story is the same though, get there early and get some conversation in. These type of women need a reason to wake up with shame in the morning. You'll have to woo them, you know tell some jokes, keep it light and friendly. You want to let her know that you're happy to be talking to her but you could be talking to another girl just as easily.
This next age group is a lot of fun. The 29-35 year olds know what they want. You'll be able to find these girls in the same places as the last group but they might be alone or with one of their girlfriends. They are confident enough with themselves not to have to travel in large groups. So look out for that. You'll have to put in a little bit of work here too but not as much as you'd think. Like I said, they know what they want and that's why they're at the bar. It's not free but as little as a good opener could seal the deal on this one. You need to be clever maybe even a little cheesy if you play if off that way. These girls are impressed with the guy that will just walk right up to them, so don't go in there with a bunch of dudes and try to talk to just her. You need to send in an opener and if the girl is with her friend, then one other guy comes into the mix. Don't overpower them with a group. Also remember that these ladies know what they want so don't be shy about sexual humor or innuendos. They'll be easy to talk to once it's gets going because they have a career and tons of shit to talk about. So keep the questions coming but make sure you seem interested. This isn't their first rodeo and even though they want what you do, they have the self respect to hold out for someone that's at least interested.
I put the rest in the large group of 36 and older or more commonly known as Cougars. Most of them have children, probably divorced or in a terrible marriage. When you talk about women that know what they want, these are at the top of the list. You don't even have to be clever for this to work out. As long as you talk to her and say how young she looks, it'll be like taking candy from a baby. (maybe even her baby) These ladies hang out at the expensive martini bars. Another great place to find them is the supermarket. That's where I had this revelation. I noticed all the hot mammas pushing carts around and was pleasantly surprised. The approach in a supermarket is a little different but you do what you have to do. Maybe a joke about the size of the melons in her cart would work. No, I'm kidding don't say that. You just have to open it up, she'll do most of the talking. Just stay away from the douchebag antics. If you don't know what I'm talking about you probably do them all the time. How's that cold bed treating you? Stop being a douchebag!
As I've stated above, we are set up for success and have all the information we need. For what you ask? I'm not going to spell it out but it rhymes with "putt decks." No I'm kidding, just regular sex. I mean if the opportunity presents itself don't look a gift horse in the mouth. That would be rude. I'm not claiming to be some kind of Casanova but I've talked to a few girls before and these are my findings. So if you ever get tired of going behind run down gas stations and getting Hand-jobs for Ham Sandwiches you have everything you need here. Good Luck!
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