Wednesday's Words of Wisdom

          Hey folks, it's Wednesday again, so here are some words of wisdom. I was thinking about this for a while. I didn't know if I wanted to go back to something about driving, which I could do every week. I feel like there are some seriously bad drivers out there that need help. I thought about personally attacking someone for being stupid. Then, I thought I should do something that could help out more people.
         If you plan on being in a public place, or you know that you'll be around a lot of people and you're not going to a rodeo. TAKE A SHOWER! Jesus Christ, for Pete's sake, for crying out loud, for the love of God, even for shits and giggles, just take a shower! Even a "hot spot" shower, which is when you wash your naughty parts, armpits and face. At least that way you take care of the nasty areas and won't smell like pile of shit being fucked by a hobo. Even if you don't have the money to buy the nicest body wash out there, you can get a 20 pack of bar soap for around $5. Let's get it done and stop living your life in filth.
          And don't try and tell me you didn't know you were going to be out and didn't have time to shower. You know when you are going to be out, and even if you didn't. Why would you smell in the first place? Doesn't it bother you when you can smell yourself? I can't stand being able to smell my own stench after a workout or a healthy shit. I shower or flush immediately. It's just plain gross. It bothers me that I even have to say this. This is one of those things that should be involuntary like breathing or blinking. A switch should go off when your nose hairs recoil at the hint of your own body odor. "Hey I need to take a shower," should be echoing in your brain as the neurons are firing on all cylinders. I mean think about it, you go to a store or a library and casually walk past another patron and an awful smell just wafts in your face. WHY? Why did that person go out in public smelling like a dirty gym sock inside a dirtier jockstrap inside a sweaty shoe? It's GROSS! Take a shower!
          This certainly won't be one of my longer posts, but it needed to be said. There are some people out there that you expect to smell bad. Like homeless people, or the French. I don't get upset with the way bum behind the Getty station smells as I'm getting a Hand-job for a Ham Sandwich. He's supposed to smell that way. The only showers he gets are probably golden. So unless you're homeless giving hand-jobs you need to take a shower!