Did you wake up this morning? Did you go online or turn on your TV? Then you saw some kind of story about the Royal Wedding. Yahoo.com is littered with stories about it from their first kiss, to some little frowning girl in a photo. I have one question for you about the Royal Wedding. WHO THE FUCK CARES!?!?
Since when do we care so much about a couple of limey Brits? It's not just today either. There were stories leading up to the wedding and I'm sure there will be more for weeks to come. I just don't understand why we are giving it so much coverage. News stations sent reporters to the U.K. to cover it live for crying out loud. WHY? Who really cares who the next Queen of England is going to be? She doesn't do anything anyway. She just waves her old ass hand and walks around. So is anyone really interested who the next useless Queen is? Not me.
I'm sure it was an amazing ceremony. I'm sure everyone had a wonderful time. I'm just not sure it should have been given this much attention. And I realize that it's a Royal wedding and they are our allies and all that jazz. I just don't care that much about British people or weddings. Unless I'm in the wedding or it's someone I know. The Royal wedding might have been intriguing to you and that's your prerogative. You're probably the kind of person that asks to see the dessert menu, if you know what I mean.
This was a short one, because it's Friday and I'm hungover. I saw all the stories about wedding and felt compelled to share my opinion on the matter. Feel free to leave yours in a comment. A better news story would have been the homeless guy giving Hand-jobs for Ham Sandwiches after the ceremony!
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