Like a good neighbor . . .

     This has been bothering me for a while now. "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there." *POOF* The agent shows up. Then one of the friends is obviously surprised by what happened and decides to try it out. So they sing the little jingle and end it with whatever they want. *POOF* everything they just said pops up! So let me ask you something. When the commercial started and the State Farm customer sang the jingle, did they end it with "with my agent"? No, they didn't. They said the stupid jingle and the agent just popped right up. So why doesn't that happen when the friends do it?? Why do they get to say anything they want? 
     Want to know another thing that bothers me about that commercial? You do? Of course you do. Does State Farm just give stuff away? If I become a State Farm customer can I just have whatever I want? Or if I'm friends with a State Farm customer, since that's the way the commercial works. The one guy asks for a sandwich, no big deal I guess. So how about the girl from 4E? How do you think she feels? She was hanging out searching Internet porn like we all do when we're home alone. Then boom, she's on the couch with three random dudes and a sandwich. Then to make it more awkward, the other guy gets a hot tub. Talk about an uncomfortable situation. This poor girl gets launched into a room with a guy who is obviously obsessed with her, his two friends and hot tub. Things are about to get really weird in that apartment. Hopefully they wait for the State Farm agent to leave.
     So how about the other one they have with Bob Barker? He should probably stop tanning and die already. "And a New Car!!" What was it a Geo Tracker or something? Who the hell wants that? Yea, thanks Bob. Now take my advice and kick the damn bucket already.
     I saw one the other day where each member of a couple asks for a new boyfriend/girlfriend. Not only is that pretty messed up, it's also the end of that relationship. "No babe, I love the way you look" Yea, nice try. You asked your damn agent for a better me!! Pretty shallow State Farm, pretty shallow.
     I know you need to come up with clever advertisements to keep up with the Miller Lite and Bud Lite commercials, but come on. You need to have a serious talk with the VP of marketing and find out what he's on. I'm guessing it's a combination of things. Maybe a Jefferey, for those who saw Get Him to the Greek. It has to be something strong because those commercials are getting worse and worse with each annoying jingle. The next one is going to be a couple guys at a bar, when they come out to see the car they were going to drunkenly drive home has been smashed by a hit and run. "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there . . . with a bum offering Hand-jobs for Ham Sandwiches." *POOF* Ziiiip . . . NICE!