Wednesday's Words of Wisdom

          Today's Words of Wisdom are geared toward my younger readers. I should probably say listeners, and you'll understand that when you read further. Either way, it's important that this is said because I know we're all thinking it.
          Allow me to set the scene for you. You are walking around a store or some other kind of public place and see a mother or father with their young offspring following close behind. So far there is nothing wrong with this situation. I don't expect them to be holding hands or wearing a harness or anything. My problem comes in a bit later and that's where my words of wisdom will be implemented. The young child reaches for a piece of candy, or a toy, or whatever they can get their crusty little fingers on. "No, you can't have that hun. We're leaving now." says Mother very nicely. Then it happens. That little bastard/bitch thinks they're the only ones in the world and are entitled to whatever they want. Well here are my words of wisdom. SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP!
          Yes, I'm talking to the little brats out there that think they can have anything they want if they cry about it. Well guess what little ones, you're wrong! You are not the only ones in the store, and you don't need whatever you wanted. If it's a toy you'll end up breaking it in a week, if it's candy it'll rot your teeth. So just shut up and be glad your parents aren't allowed to smack you in public anymore.
          I mean seriously, what is up with kids today? They just cry and get whatever they want. Parents are handcuffed by society and aren't allowed to discipline them. Back in the day if there was a kid acting up in public like I see today, they would get slapped or punched, maybe even kicked right in the ass. Then they would shut up because that made them realize they were wrong. But no, not today. You aren't allowed to hit these little fuckers anymore. They are allowed to cry their bobbling heads off, and what can you do? Put them in time out? It just shows where this country is headed. A bunch of out of control kids who think they can have whatever they want if they complain enough. We need to bring back strict punishment and public discipline. Start molding these kids into good, down to earth human beings, instead of the pussies they are all turning out to be.
         To summarize my Wednesday's Words of Wisdom. Hey kids, SHUT UP! Stop being such a little brat and be glad you're not working in a sweat shop somewhere making sneakers. The way these kids are being brought up today, they'll be the ones that complaining there is no mustard on their Ham Sandwich after a tear soaked Hand-job. Ridiculous.